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Friday, April 06, 2007
Seriously, Get Off The Road
Back in September I warned everyone to Clear the Road and Pray. Well now it's official; Jimmy passed his driver's test and has been issued a Jr. license by the PA DMV.

He can now drive by himself with no adults in the car with him. While he has all the knowledge needed to drive and killer reflexes from playing video games 6 hours a day, he lacks the fine motor skills and the experience that comes with years of driving.

Now I get to wonder where he's taking the car when he's out with friends and what he's doing in it. I get to inspect the car every time he comes home looking for dents and/or scratches. As if my hair isn't gray enough!

Hey, what does my head and Antarctica have in common? The bare spot on my head and the ozone hole are getting bigger every year and at a faster rate!!!

Anyway, that's the latest update. Now I'm going to shoot over to and check out GPS devices.
posted by David Snyder @ 9:35 AM   RSS Feed
  • At 10:15 AM, Anonymous IAMABENZBOY said…

    Woohoo! Congrats, Jim!

    (Cuz, now this means when you come over, you can once again imbibe in one too many mudslides and have a designated driver to put the window down for you to hang your head out on the way home! Hahaha.Once every 20 years or so, it's okay to revisit excessive libations. It helps reduce the gray hairs: Notice I have none...neener neener)

  • At 10:30 AM, Anonymous Doug said…

    Dude check this out..
    Big daddy can be watching.. Since you now have that, um.. Old guy thing on your head, like most of us, it is ok to spy on the kids;-)
    Jimmy, be carefull dude, it really isn't like the video games.. cars don't flip back and keep going.. I can tell you from my own experience it is no fun sitting on the curb looking at your or worse your dads SMASHED car!!

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I'm happily married to my high-school sweetheart and have two sons. I love relaxing down the Jersey Shore. I also enjoy sitting by the pool after dinner, talking to the wife, watching the kids, and smoking a cigar.

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