| Monday, July 10, 2006 |
| The Boys Are Definitely Growing Up |
So we're down the shore and the boys are talking to Michele (whose back is to the boardwalk). A few feet away in a lounge chair is some guy waiting for his wife.
As the kids are talking, they start to talk slower and then go silent. The guy in the lounge chair sits up and spins around towards the boardwalk also in dead silence.
Michele says, "Guys, what's the matter?" as she turns towards the boardwalk.
Running up the ramp of the boardwalk is a VERY buxom brunette in a green bikini. She's bouncing to the point where she'll give herself a black eye if she's not careful.
Michele turns around to look at the boys whose mouths are now wide open... "Typical men," she says.
The guy in the lounge chair starts to laugh. My boys are definitely growing up. |
posted by David Snyder @ 6:12 PM    |
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Mic, Men have 2 basic emotions: Horny and Hungry. If they're not horny, they want a sammich. The beach is just geography. Hahahaha. Hope you're all having fun! ~M.
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If your going to tell the story, get it right! We were all facing the boardwalk, we all saw her at the same time. I didn't say "typical men". I said "did you see that?" I could tell by the silence that they did. Then I was the one that said "here she comes again". The boys and the man both laughed and looked again.
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Sounds to me like they are taking a page out of their Father's book. Your Mom
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 - Name: David Snyder
- Location: Springfield, Pennsylvania, United States
I'm happily married to my high-school sweetheart and have two sons. I love relaxing down the Jersey Shore. I also enjoy sitting by the pool after dinner, talking to the wife, watching the kids, and smoking a cigar.
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Mic, Men have 2 basic emotions: Horny and Hungry. If they're not horny, they want a sammich. The beach is just geography. Hahahaha. Hope you're all having fun! ~M.