| Saturday, June 25, 2005 |
| It's About Personal Dignity |
No, actually it's about not grossing everyone else out.
I just got back from the swim club and I have just one thing to say...
Ladies, while you may have looked ultra hot in a bikini when you were a teenager, 20 years and a couple of kids changes the shape of your body!
Fashion Bug Plus and Lane Bryant should NOT be selling bikinis. Hell, manufacturers shouldn't be making bikinis larger than say a size 12 or size 14. I'll admit it, I don't have the stomach that I had 20 years ago. Because of that, you won't see me walking around in a speedo or in spandex. I wear bathing trunks and a tshirt to the pool and the beach.
That said, stop the spillage over the bikini bottoms and wear a one piece swim suit. It leaves us more to the imagination and makes you look a lot sexier. |
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| Tuesday, June 14, 2005 |
| A Wasted Evening |
Well that was a waste of time! My oldest son graduates tonight. Not College, not High School but 8th grade. While that may not seem like such a big deal, I’m sure it is to him and believe it or not, to me too.
Why was tonight a waste of time? After sitting for nearly 2 hours in a poorly air-conditioned church, I had it! I got up and left. The worst part, I didn’t see my son graduate!
This happens every time there is a school event. My wife says, “Get home early, we have to be at the church at 6:30.” Uh, excuse me, my son has to be at the church at 6:30, I don’t need to be there until 7:00. At 7:00 the mass starts… not an abbreviated mass, but a full-blown 1+ hour mass with communion. We’re talking full bells and whistles. Finally somewhere between 8:15 and 8:30 the event that we’re there for actually starts.
Guess what, after almost 2 hours of being sandwiched in a pew on a hot, sticky night in a poorly air-conditioned church, my patience was gone. I left!
You can like me or hate me for the above rant but that’s how I feel. That said, I have these final thoughts for the 3 special people in my life.
Michele: I’m not doing this anymore. You know how I hate organized religion, especially the Catholic Church. I’m just not going to do this anymore.
Jim: While I did not see you get your certificate, I did see you get your award. Congratulations, I’m very proud of you. As for O’Hara, we’ll see how they do their events and I’ll work a schedule accordingly.
Nicholas: I will be there for your graduation with the following lesson learned: Your mother can drop you off at church at 6:30 and I’ll show up at 8:00 just as the mass is winding down. |
| posted by David Snyder @ 8:55 PM |
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| Thursday, June 09, 2005 |
| Pulp Fiction is Done! |
A quick update...
Jennifer Shiman has posted Pulp Fiction in 30 seconds (and re-enacted by bunnies) to her web site. Check it out here: http://www.angryalien.com/ |
| posted by David Snyder @ 10:29 PM |
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 - Name: David Snyder
- Location: Springfield, Pennsylvania, United States
I'm happily married to my high-school sweetheart and have two sons. I love relaxing down the Jersey Shore. I also enjoy sitting by the pool after dinner, talking to the wife, watching the kids, and smoking a cigar.
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The smell of stale urine as I walk up the steps by the big clothes pin. It almost brought tears to my eyes.
