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Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Nature's Little Thermometers
So tonight we're eating dinner and Nicholas is being lazy. He asks Michele to cut up his pizza for him. The wife, a wonderful mom indeed, leans over and starts to cut the pizza. A few moments later she sits up, red all over the front of her, and screams.

I'm like, "Holy shit, what happened?" She says, "It's cold!". A closer look revealed that when Michele leaned over to cut the pizza, she plopped her "left one" into a big pile of ketchup.

She was right, the ketchup was cold!
posted by David Snyder @ 8:59 PM   RSS Feed
3 Comments:
  • At 9:12 AM, Anonymous bjciii said…

    Yeah... I'm sure you won't catch shit for this entry.

     
  • At 10:55 PM, Anonymous Doug said…

    so Dave, are you still alive or have you been beheaded...

     
  • At 3:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I don't get it.....

    Dave....why hasn't Mic killed you yet????

    Mic....w'sup???? I'm comin' over tomorra to visit the new house....better have something drinky to give me.....what time is cocktail hour?

    I can't wait until your son Jimmy can drive, Mic and Dave....then we can have happy hour and we can MAKE Jimmy drive us!!!!

    Aloha, kids! I'm so happy for you guys......congratulations to the both of you....I am so glad you are almost next door neighbors....you have NO idea! Oh..and are we coming for one of Dave's famous New Year's parties????Ya know the kind...Mic...where the vaccuum comes out at 12:01?? Just a subtle hint to kick us obnoxious party goers out the door??? hehehe....

    Hugs to both of you.
    Barb

     
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I'm happily married to my high-school sweetheart and have two sons. I love relaxing down the Jersey Shore. I also enjoy sitting by the pool after dinner, talking to the wife, watching the kids, and smoking a cigar.

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